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While most expats and “old hands” have probably developed an ability to recognize ladyboys even from the distance, Pattaya “newbies” are often at risk of making surprising and possibly undesired (? In fact, there seems to be no shortage of guys who think they’ve picked up the most gorgeous Thai girl and take “her” back to their room for some hanky-panky – just to have an awkward oops moment between the sheets when they find out that their oh-so-sexy “chick” actually comes with a dick.

So if you’re a first-time visitor to Pattaya, blinded by the omnipresent sight of female (or not so female) beauty around town, here are a few basic guidelines on how to spot a ladyboy and tell a from a “regular” Pattaya bar girl.

And while it’s obviously a gross misconception that every second bar girl in Pattaya is in fact a she-male (the ratio between female and ladyboy sex workers must be something like 10:1), it’s an undeniable phenomenon that have increasingly infiltrated Pattaya’s sex industry in recent years.

On this page we’ll tell you all you need to know about Funtown’s notorious ladyboys (LB’s), including how to spot a Pattaya ladyboy and where to meet ladyboys in Pattaya.

So before you take the next best or ladyboy and, most importantly, how can you tell a ladyboy from a “real” girl?

That’s a challenge not so easy to complete for many Pattaya newbies.

Ladyboys love plastic surgery, so many don’t just have unusually big silicone breasts but have also undergone other cosmetic surgery procedures like nose or bum jobs to make their faces and physique appear more feminine.

Others have “regular” jobs in beer bars or Go Go bars where they often mix with the “real” girls and sometimes make it hard for punters to decide if that half-naked, big-busted hottie is Pattaya’s latest candidate for the “Miss Thailand” contest or just a convincingly made-up bloke with boobs?

Tip: If you want to check whether a ladyboy’s boobs are “real” or the bra has just been stuffed with textiles, don’t be shy and ask if you can touch them.

“Chicks with dicks” are probably the least shy ladyboys species; proud of their perfectly-shaped silicone breasts, they’re usually happy to let you fondle their boobies, or even show you their newly acquired assets, before making your choice.

At least from a distance, ladyboys are arguably among the most attractive “women” you will come across in Pattaya.

Tall and leggy as supermodels and with perfectly-shaped silicone boobs, they’re often more beautiful than the “real thing”.

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